Tue 9th Jan, 2007 - Grand Theft Almost
Last sunday evening while at home with my wife, I hear a strange noise coming from outside the house…so I decided to take a look outside the window to see what was happening. Guess what I saw? There was this guy breaking my wife’s car window trying to steal her purse which she left “hidden” on floor of the passsenger side. I yell to the guy “Mira so cabron, que carajo tu haces, hijodelagranputa, dejame buscar la pistola pa’ pegarle un tiro a este maricon!!!!” BTW that’s some really bad shit in spanish. The guy got startled and started running as fast as he could away from the car. I went inside to get my stuff and by the time I got back the guy was gone. I was going to go after the guy to run him over with my own car, but my wife prevented me from doing so. The guy looked like he was drugged to the hilt, and he didn’t take anything from the car…but he did leave us with a busted window and $133 dollars in repairs.
That dude was probably in pain. Poor guy. That’s why I always leave a $5 bill on my windshield. All works out better that way.
Me encantaria ver la pistola de que hablas y saber si tenias los pellets a mano